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You Might Be a College Student...

• If you have ever price shopped for Top Ramen.
• If you live in a house with three couches, none of which match.
• If you consider Mac and Cheese a balanced meal.
• If you have ever written a check for 45 cents.
• If you get more e-mail than mail.
• If you have ever seen two consecutive sunrises without sleeping.
• If your glass set is composed of McDonald's Extra Value Meal Plastic Cups 
• If your underwear supply dictates the time between laundry loads.
• If you cannot remember when you last washed your car.
• If you can pack your worldly possessions into the back of a pick-up (one trip).
• If you live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
• If you average less than 3 hours of sleep a night.
• If your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
• If you go to Target more than 3 times a week.
• If you eat at the cafeteria because it's "free, even though it sucks."
• If you are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
• If you wake up 10 minutes before class.
• If you wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
• If your breakfast consists of a Coke on the way to class.
• If your social life consists of a date with the library.
• If your idea of "doing your hair" is putting on a baseball cap.
• If it takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
• If you carry less than a dollar on you at all times because that's all you have.
• If you haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swimsuit to class.
• If your midnight snack is microwave popcorn.
• If you celebrate when you find a quarter.
• If your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
• If you wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
• If your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
• If you get more sleep in class than in your room.
• If your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
• If you can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.

This is based on a humorous mailing from Mikey's Funnies, an informal service of Youth Specialties.  Mikey emails a wholesome funny once a day if you subscribe to his service. Thanks, Mikey !